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|TalkingCock.com wishes everyone a happy new year!|
Posted by Big Cock on Thursday, December 31, 2009 (24250 reads)
Topic: Community Announcements
|…Even though, like every year, it’ll probably be just another PAPpy new year. |
Thanks for putting up with our hiatus this year… we have to continue it for a few months more as we tend to our exciting new projects, which unfortunately are si beh time consuming. We’re confident that once you see ‘em, you’ll find the disruption worthwhile! We hope to be back real soon. So hang in there!
In the meantime, we have over 10 years of cock in our archives, so go in and looksee-looksee, lah! After all, every year in Singapore is more or less the same…
Big Cock on behalf of The TalkingCock team
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|TalkingCock NDP09 Report: Temasek Presents National Day Gift to Country, Resolves Mystery|
By Michael Bloombird on Thursday, August 06, 2009 (34209 reads)
|Temasek Holdings today put to rest a longstanding mystery: where on earth did they blow $40 billion? Apparently, it was all done in the nation’s interest.|
“Critics thought we lost it all on stupid investments. That’s not true. Instead, we invested it in something that we are confident will bring endless good fortune and prosperity to the people of Singapore,” said Temasek spokesperson Lui Boh Leow as he unveiled a giant boulder. “We are proud to present to the nation this magic stone as a National Day present.”
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|TalkingCock NDP09 Report: TOAST THE NATION’S BIRTHDAY THE AH BENG WAY!|
Posted by Big Cock on Tuesday, August 04, 2009 (52725 reads)
Topic: Dear Ah Beng
|TalkingCock is still on its hiatus – but we’re back with a special series of reports just for National Day!|
How are you celebrating National Day? We’re sure that many atas types will be holding parties. But not the fried fishball and char bee hoon type like we all!
No, these flers will be sipping wine – with their little fingers sticking out some more!
Well, we the ordinary peasa… sorry, sorry, citizens of Singapore can also drink wine. But we want do it in a uniquely Singaporean way!
Firstly, when you stick your little finger out, make sure you grow your fingernail long-long. And how to talk about what we’re drinking? How to say all those cheem-cheem things?
Well, courtesy of the Coxford Singlish Dictionary, we’re proud to bring you this
AH BENG GUIDE TO WINE TASTING:
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|Still On Hiatus...|
Posted by Big Cock on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 (22472 reads)
Topic: Community Announcements
Just a note to let you know we're still on hiatus working on our new top-secret projects. Pai seh. Looks like Singapore is damn exciting at the moment - got terrorist captured, got feminists fighting... we feel damn too lan that we're not at the frontlines making wu liao jokes. But boh pian. These new projects demand our attention. But we really hope to be back in action soon. Stay tuned!
In the meantime, if you need some solid entertainment:
Click on the pic below and check out our good friend JOE AUGUSTIN'S PODCASTS!
And buy the updated pow-ka-leow edition of our COXFORD SINGLISH DICTIONARY! Time magazine calls it "the perfect Singapore souvenir" and "a must buy"!
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|"Mai hiam buay pai" is Hokkien for "If you're not picky, it's not bad." The phrase gets extra emphasis when tagged with "ai hiam kena sai", which literally means "if you are picky, you'll get shit".|
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