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Hidden Singapore Truths Spelled Out
Posted on Sunday, July 27, 2003
Topic: The Arts
The Arts
by Kway Kah Chng




1. SINGAPORE: When you rearrange the letters: Pa Ignores

2. ESPLANADE: When you rearrange the letters: Need a Slap

3. REMAKING SINGAPORE: When you rearrange the letters: Meek Pairs Groaning

4. TEMASEK: When you rearrange the letters: Takes ‘Em

5. SENTOSA: When you rearrange the letters: Sea Snot

6. THE STRAITS TIMES: When you rearrange the letters: Me? Stir State shit?

7. JACK NEO: When you rearrange the letters: Can Joke

8. DR MAHATHIR: When you rearrange the letters: Aha! Dr Mirth!

9. GOVERNMENT SCHOLAR: When you rearrange the letters: Oh, Clever, Strong Man!

10. RAFFLES HOTEL: When you rearrange the letters: Lethal Offers

11. PARADE: When you rearrange the letters: Dear Pa

12. NATIONAL DAY: When you rearrange the letters: A Tiny Anal Do

13. NATIONAL SERVICEMEN: When you rearrange the letters: I’m a Nice Lone Servant.

14. ISTANA: When you rearrange the letters: I, Satan

15. EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: Evil’s Agent

16. MALAYSIAN: When you rearrange the letters: A Sly Mania

17. MINISTRY: When you rearrange the letters: Tiny Rims

18. EDUCATION MINISTRY: When you rearrange the letters: Misery at Induction

19. SINGAPOREAN MINISTERS: When you rearrange the letters: Pain? Misers to Resign!

20. DEFAMATION SUIT: When you rearrange the letters: Mad? Sue! Finito! Ta!

21. S-LEAGUE: When you rearrange the letters: Use Leg, A!

22. ORCHARD ROAD: When you rearrange the letters: Oh! Card Ardor!

23. CHANGI AIRPORT: When you rearrange the letters: A Hiring Trap Co.

24. MEDIACORP: When you rearrange the letters: Me? I Do Crap.

25. SINGTEL: When you rearrange the letters: Gets Nil.



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