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Sunday Emergency Extra: TalkingCock’s ESCAPED TERRORIST SPOTTER
Posted on Saturday, March 01, 2008
Topic: Local News
Local News
by K.K. Cheow

OK, we know we normally only update on Monday, but this is a national emergency.

The Great Singapore Search is still on, and people have been circulating pictures of escaped terrorist Mas Alamak Kastari so that members of the public can help to spot him. But not say we say what, the pictures (below) are not very helpful leh:

Almost the same, what! I mean, this guy is smart enough to escape ISD HQ, you think he wen go and find some more powderful disguise, meh?

In our one and only contribution to national security, brings you a handy guide to help spot Mas Alamak which you can print out and keep inside your wallet, just in case… Click here to see it!

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