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TalkingCock NDP09 Report: No Blimp for NDP
Posted on Sunday, August 02, 2009
Topic: Local News
Local News
by Pak Cham Kai

TalkingCock is still on its hiatus – but we’re back with a special series of reports just for National Day!

Plans to fly a specially imported dirigible for the National Day Parade were shot down, say organizers.

“Originally we had plans to fly a blimp over the parade venue,” said Lieutenant Colonel Fang Ber Loon of the NDP organizing committee. “But we got orders from on high to ground it.”

The dirigible had been specially flown over by Goodyear, the American makers of the legendary Goodyear blimp.

Reasons for the grounding are still not completely known, said LTC Fang. “All we were told was that ‘differences regarding certain strategic issues that could not be resolved’. We still donno what those were.”

LTC Fang assured paradegoers that not having the Goodyear Blimp would not affect the gaiety of festivities. “The Gahmen is making sure that for National Day, many other things will remain inflated and sent sky-high.”

“Like ERP charges lah, home gas prices lah,” he explained. “And Ministerial salaries, of course!”

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