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This National Day, Talk Cock and Sing Song
Posted on Sunday, August 04, 2002
Topic: Local News
Local News
by Supreme Cock

In honour of National Day, we at TalkingCock.com are proud to present a songbook of alternative community songs you won't hear at the National Stadium!

Drink Our Pee, Singapore
(to the tune of 'Count On Me Singapore')

We have refreshment for tomorrow
It's our pee, it's our pee
Straight from the bowls of Singapore
Drink your shee-shee, drink your shee-shee
You and me, we'll do our part
We'll try to pee, without a fart
We'll show Malaysia that we'd rather save mo-ney
And drink our pee, and drink our pee!

Why flush something down our bowl that is so tasty
It's eco-friendly, and comes straight from our kidney
There's a toilet over there
Let's make a drink that we can share
But we're going to call it something else that's more catchy
Instead of pee, instead of pee

Drink our pee, Singapore
Drink our pee, have a glass or more

Count on me, to help the state
It's patriotic to urinate
Let's all achieve the Singaporean dream
Drink from our stream, drink from our stream

Drink our pee, Singapore
Drink our pee, Singapore
Drink our pee, it's cheaper than Pepsi
Drink our pee, Singapore

Drink our pee, Singapore
Drink our pee, Singapore
Drink our pee, have a glass or more
Drink our pee, Singapore

Drink our pee together Singapore,
Drink our pee together Singapore,
Together Singapore, Singapore
Together Singapore, Singapore
Together Singapore, Singapore


Tudung
(to the tune of 'Geylang')

Tudung, take off your tudung (tudung!)
Tudung is not worn in schools
We'll kick
You right out of class
For causing a fuss
Here in our strict schools

And even though
The Bhais all can
Put on their turbans
Here we make the rules


Single Bola
(to the tune of 'Singapura')

Single bola, oh single bola
Land of cowards
Set in the sea
Single bola, oh single bola
Only one ball
In our family

All of us
Really are
A bunch of chickens
At elections
We're panic-stricken!

Single bola, oh single bola
This explains our
Whole demo-cra-cy.


In Annabel Chong
(to the tune of 'Di Tanjong Katong')

In Annabel Chong
Came many guys to screw
A Singaporean school girl
Who wore white and blue
It's no big surprise
How she got screwed up
It's our education
That first fucked her up

In our education system
We must fight to make the cut
So even when it comes to orgies
We'll work our ass off
To be
The top slut

In Annabel Chong
A gifted kid we know
A Singaporean school girl
Now the biggest ho
We're all just like her
Admit it, we all must
To get screwed and like it
Is what our schools teach us


Ang Mor One So Long
(to the tune of 'Bengawan Solo')

Ang Mor one so long
Our char bor they chee hong
And our jobs they all potong
And make us all chin buay song

Ang Mor one, tolong
They spend the whole day long
Togo un-til they gong-gong
But still their pay is more tok kong

The Gahmen calls them foreign talent
And don't see irony in this:
After gaining independence,
To re-import colo-nia-lists

Ang Mor, hear our song
We welcome you as long
You help to make our country strong
If not, then please balik kampong


We Are Chin Kang Kor
(to the tune of 'We Are Singapore')

There was a time when people said our bus fares won't increase
But it did
There was a time when people thought our CPF won't decrease
But it did
We built a nation,
With nothing free,
Reaching out together,
To grab all our mo-ney

Chorus 1:
This is my country, this is my flat
Is there a future, or am I mad?
What of my family, what of my friends?
We are chin kang kor, chin kang kor eh lang

Singapore, our homeland
Is ruled by one party
They've just stuck us with some more
Bloody GST
We worked so hard together,
What have we achieved?
Singapore forever,
Stuck with price increase

(Repeat Chorus 1)

(Sung)
We, the citizens of Singapore
Pledge ourselves as one diffi-cult people
Regardless of haze, weather or pollution
To complain about it equally
Whether statement, law or policy
Because we have much
Unhappiness
That we cannot
Express through elections

Chorus 2:
We are chin kang kor, we are chin kang kor
We will stand together and complain some more
We are chin kang kor, we are chin kang kor
We will kau peh kau bu, then kau peh some more

(Repeat Chorus 1 & 2)

We are chin kang kor, chin kang kor eh lang (x2)


Hambali Bomb
(to the tune of 'Chan Mali Chan')

Di mana dia, Hambali al Qaeda?
Hambali al Qaeda
Want to bomb Yishun station
Di mana dia, the terrorist besar?
The terrorist besar
Hide in Indo-ne-si-a

Hambali bomb (Oi! Oi!)
Hambali bomb (Oi! Oi!)
Hambali bomb
Singapore go chi-ba-boom!

Di mana dia, kawan Osama?
Kawan Osama
Also in Malay-si-a
Di mana dia, kawan Osama?
Kawan Osama
Tolong, jangan kachau gua!

Hambali bomb (Oi! Oi!)
Hambali bomb (Oi! Oi!)
Hambali bomb
We should all balik kampong


New Stars Arriving
(to the tune of 'Five Stars Arising')

There are new stars arriving,
To take o-ver our ci-ty
They're bright and smart and have degrees
From uni-ver-si-ties
They're all here to run the show
The rest of us had better go
There are new stars arriving,
To rule both you and me

There are new stars arriving
All with a pedigree
They have spe-cial qualities
They're from a dynasty
At school they all scored straight As
Plus they have the DNA
They are new stars arriving
To rule both you and me

There are new stars arising
Out from the fami-lee
They're all here to administer
Our great huge GLCs
Just accept that it's our fate
So let's all go and emigrate
Before more stars start rising
To rule both you and me

With thanks to the many contributors who submitted variant versions, which we edited and integrated. More additions to our songbook are welcome! Please email them to us at: thecock@talkingcock.com



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