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KIV: Welcome To TalkingCock.Com
Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, August 29, 2004 (5433 reads)
Topic: Local News
Local NewsWelcome To TalkingCock.Com

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KIV: COCK KENA CUT OFF: Wha'ppen
Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, August 22, 2004 (6902 reads)
Topic: Local News
Local NewsOn 11 August 2004, TalkingCock's service suddenly became unavailable. The damage we suffered was massive, and we only managed to get the site back up on 20 August 2004.

In the process, we also lost a huge amount of data. The most recent article dates back to 11 June 2004. As you can expect, we are damn too lan about this.

We are still investigating the cause of the crash. As a poultry-themed site, we cannot rule out fowl play, just as we cannot rule out the possibility that it is pure and utter coincidence that our server cocked up just one day before the big handover.

We are very sorry for the inconvenience caused to our faithful readers. We are very touched by all your emails of inquiry and support.

We're now in the process of engaging professionals to perform data recovery, which is likely to cost us a lot of money. So tolong-tolong, if you can, please help our recovery effort by purchasing our Coxford Singlish Dictionary (available at all good bookstores or through Amazon.com) or our TalkingCock SingingSong CD (please mail a cheque for S$17 (includes postage and handling) to: Wu Liao Media Pte Ltd c/o Blk 210 Bukit Batok St. 21 #06-198, Singapore 650210. Don't forget to include your address!) or simply make a donation via our Amazon tip box at www.TalkingCock.com.

We're still salvaging what we can, so this week there'll be no update. We hope, however, to bring you some stuff which you missed during the coronation. The first full update will be Monday 6 September 2004.

In the meantime, please bear with us during this period of reconstruction and keep checking back to see how we're doing or just to read some of our old cock.

Once again, sorry for the inconvenience and thanks for your support! As an all-volunteer, non-profit site, we really appreciate your goodwill!

If you have any questions, please email us at our temporary email: keeptalkingcock@yahoo.com

Exercise free speech - support TalkingCock!

--THE MERRY TEAM AT TALKINGCOCK.COM


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KIV: CUT CONTINUES ON TALKINGCOCK!
Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, May 02, 2004 (8429 reads)
Topic: The Arts
The ArtsTalkingCock.com is proud to continue streaming ‘CUT’, the controversial short film by pai kiah film-maker Royston Tan (the one Minister Lee Boon Yang kau peh kau bu-ed about)



If you haven’t seen what the hoo-ha’s about, CLICK HERE TO WATCH ‘CUT’ NOW!

Read on to download special stills from ‘CUT’.


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KIV: FREE STILLS FROM ‘CUT’!
Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, April 25, 2004 (9096 reads)
Topic: The Arts
The ArtsPai kiah film-maker Royston Tan has kindly provided some choice stills from his controversial short film ‘CUT’ (the one Minister Lee Boon Yang kau peh kau bu-ed about) for your downloading pleasure.



If you haven’t seen what the hoo-ha’s about, CLICK HERE TO WATCH ‘CUT’ NOW!

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KIV: TalkingCock Presents the Internet Premiere of CUT!
Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, April 18, 2004 (15677 reads)
Topic: The Arts
The Arts

Too pok kai to afford Singapore International Film Fest tickets? Neh’mine!

We, the kind people at TalkingCock.com have decided to stream Royston Tan’s controversial short film “Cut”, which debuted at the SIFF just a few days ago!

If you recall, Arts Minister Lee Boon Yang came out to denounce “CUT”, so it must be solid! (Read about the brouhaha here.)

So faster go buy kacang putih and watch, leh! It’s si peh tok kong, one. Where better to watch a film on cutting than on a site about cock?

WATCH THE MOVIE!
If your bandwidth is too cock, try the low resolution version.

Note: Because we're a poor, non-commercial site, we have only restricted bandwidth.So because of network congestion, we can only allow 4 concurrent streams. If you can't access it immediately, or if the streaming is a bit slow, please be patient and try at a later time. Sorry, hor.

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KIV: LATEST: TalkingCock VCD Held Up by Censors
Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, August 18, 2002 (8591 reads)
Topic: The Arts
The ArtsHello, TalkingCock fans.

Thanks for all the many emails we've been getting asking us about the TalkingCock Movie VCD and why you can't get them at the store.

We were just informed by our distributors that the Films & Publications Department are now re-evaluating their decision to allow our video release, which should have been on July 29th.

We are very puzzled and dismayed at this new turn of events, especially since we have acted in good faith and have fully complied with all the changes demanded by the censors.

We are doing our best to secure the release of the VCD as soon as possible and apologize to all of you for the inconvenience. We hope you appreciate that the delay is due to circumstances beyond our control.

We hope you will continue to support us and purchase the VCD when it comes out. We need all the help we can get.


--Supreme Cock
Editor in Chief


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KIV: Support Free Speech - Watch TALKINGCOCK THE MOVIE
Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, March 24, 2002 (3958 reads)
Topic: The Arts
The Arts BUY TICKETS TO TALKINGCOCK CHARITY ONLINE NOW
In a single evening, you can:
1. support not one, but TWO charities
2. support the Singapore art and film industries
3. give yourself instant street cred
4. claim a tax deduction
5. have a bloody good laugh while you're at it

How? By buying tickets to catch the charity premiere of TalkingCock The Movie!

When:Friday 19 April 2002 at 7 pm
Where:Prince 1 (Shaw Towers, Beach Road)
Beneficiaries: Action for Aids & The Singapore International Film Festival


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KIV: SUPPORT FREE SPEECH - WATCH TALKINGCOCK THE MOVIE!
Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, March 10, 2002 (7463 reads)
Topic: The Arts
The ArtsHello, cocksters!

In a single evening, you can:

1. support not one, but TWO charities
2. support the Singapore art and film industries
3. give yourself instant street cred
4. claim a tax deduction
5. have a bloody good laugh while you're at it

How? By buying tickets to catch the charity premiere of TalkingCock The Movie on 19 April 2002.


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