To everyone who's been emailing us about buying TALKINGCOCK THE MOVIE and SINGAPORE DREAMING DVDs, we're told that they are now SOLD OUT in most DVD stores. Please ask your retailer to restock them. As a practice, distributors act only when they receive reorders from retailers, and retailers only seem to want to stock the most current or foreign titles. Sorry, we don't have the resources to run an online or mail order store, so PLEASE BUG YOUR DVD SHOP! Thanks for your support!

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NO MORE TALKINGCOCK, BUT DUN SCARED!!! By Supreme Cock on Sunday, October 28, 2012 (21959 reads) Topic: Local News

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Leaking News: WIKILEAKY COCK! Posted by Big Cock on Tuesday, September 06, 2011 (14775 reads) Topic: Community Announcements

Hello, Cocksters! As you know by now, after two years of silence, TalkingCock.com is now a dormant site. But we haven't been sitting on our pantats. We've been preparing an exciting new project that's taking up all our time. Once that's launched, maybe TalkingCock.com will return, or maybe it won't. Boh pian - that's how it goes with free sites. We'll be sending round more details soon about our new project... In the meantime, other folks have been paying attention to TalkingCock.com too - including the US Embassy in Singapore and Julian Assange's crew at Wikileaks. You can find the details here at: WIKILEAKS ON TALKINGCOCK.com And you can still play PAC MAT right here - the game the US Embassy wasted so much time playing that they knew what happens after 7 levels right! What a wu liao world we live in!

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Breaking News: MALAYSIA TO SINGAPORE: ONLY WE CAN USE THE WORD 'LAH' Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, January 17, 2010 (99179 reads) Topic: International News

TalkingCock.com is still on hiatus, but we felt this piece of news was too important: Malaysia has issued a warning to Singaporeans that only Malaysians are allowed to use the word ‘Lah’.

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TalkingCock.com wishes everyone a happy new year! Posted by Big Cock on Thursday, December 31, 2009 (26390 reads) Topic: Community Announcements

…Even though, like every year, it’ll probably be just another PAPpy new year. Thanks for putting up with our hiatus this year… we have to continue it for a few months more as we tend to our exciting new projects, which unfortunately are si beh time consuming. We’re confident that once you see ‘em, you’ll find the disruption worthwhile! We hope to be back real soon. So hang in there! In the meantime, we have over 10 years of cock in our archives, so go in and looksee-looksee, lah! After all, every year in Singapore is more or less the same… Happy 2010! Big Cock on behalf of The TalkingCock team

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Breaking News: WAYS IN WHICH OBAMA HAS BECOME INFLUENCED BY HIS VISIT TO SINGAPORE By Kway Png on Sunday, November 15, 2009 (61436 reads) Topic: International News

Sorry, cocksters! We're still on hiatus working on our new projects, but we couldn't help bringing you this dispatch straight from our intelligence sources in Washington DC: WAYS IN WHICH OBAMA HAS BECOME INFLUENCED BY HIS VISIT TO SINGAPORE

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HAPPY NATIONAL DAY! Posted by Big Cock on Friday, August 07, 2009 (20760 reads) Topic: Community Announcements

Happy National Day from all of us at TalkingCock.com! We found it really fun to return to posting our nonsense for this week, but we now have to go back to our hiatus status, to tend to our top-secret mega projects. Sorry, hor! But in the meantime, please enjoy these NDP-themed postings from our archives: 60 Signs You’re a True Singaporean Alternative National Day Songs Alternative But Still Uniquely Singaporean Ways to Celebrate National Day Forgotten Moments in Singapore History Lessons the National Day Parade can teach us about Singapore Hidden Truths About Singapore Spelled Out

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TalkingCock NDP09 Report: Temasek Presents National Day Gift to Country, Resolves Mystery By Michael Bloombird on Thursday, August 06, 2009 (34533 reads) Topic: Business

Temasek Holdings today put to rest a longstanding mystery: where on earth did they blow $40 billion? Apparently, it was all done in the nation’s interest. “Critics thought we lost it all on stupid investments. That’s not true. Instead, we invested it in something that we are confident will bring endless good fortune and prosperity to the people of Singapore,” said Temasek spokesperson Lui Boh Leow as he unveiled a giant boulder. “We are proud to present to the nation this magic stone as a National Day present.”

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TalkingCock NDP09 Report: Celebrate National Day by Starting Your Very Own Campaign! Posted by Big Cock on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 (41310 reads) Topic: We, The Citizens

Singapore is well-known for its constant national social engineering initiatives. So what could be a more Singaporean way of marking National Day than by starting your very own campaign? Don’t have a secretariat or budget? Don’t have Ministry approval? Scared of being considered a one person illegal assembly? No problem! You can run your campaign right in the privacy of your own home, with your loved ones! But what sort of campaign? Click here to find out!

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TalkingCock NDP09 Report: TOAST THE NATION’S BIRTHDAY THE AH BENG WAY! Posted by Big Cock on Tuesday, August 04, 2009 (53160 reads) Topic: Dear Ah Beng

TalkingCock is still on its hiatus – but we’re back with a special series of reports just for National Day! How are you celebrating National Day? We’re sure that many atas types will be holding parties. But not the fried fishball and char bee hoon type like we all! No, these flers will be sipping wine – with their little fingers sticking out some more! Well, we the ordinary peasa… sorry, sorry, citizens of Singapore can also drink wine. But we want do it in a uniquely Singaporean way! Firstly, when you stick your little finger out, make sure you grow your fingernail long-long. And how to talk about what we’re drinking? How to say all those cheem-cheem things? Well, courtesy of the Coxford Singlish Dictionary, we’re proud to bring you this AH BENG GUIDE TO WINE TASTING:

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TalkingCock NDP09 Report: REJECTED SEQUENCES FROM NDP 2009 By K.K. Cheow on Monday, August 03, 2009 (52786 reads) Topic: Local News

TalkingCock is still on its hiatus – but we’re back with a special series of reports just for National Day! So we hear that this year’s NDP will feature a mock terrorist attack – where mock evildoers will suddenly ‘attack’ innocent parade participants, only to be served justice by our kilat boys in green. Don't believe us? Check out the tail end of this video: Exciting, yes. Current and relevant, yes and yes. Tasteful, um... But it’s nothing compared to the stuff that kena rejected! Click here to see REJECTED SEQUENCES FROM NDP 2009!

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TalkingCock NDP09 Report: No Blimp for NDP By Pak Cham Kai on Sunday, August 02, 2009 (33299 reads) Topic: Local News

TalkingCock is still on its hiatus – but we’re back with a special series of reports just for National Day! Plans to fly a specially imported dirigible for the National Day Parade were shot down, say organizers.

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Still On Hiatus... Posted by Big Cock on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 (22690 reads) Topic: Community Announcements

Hello Cocksters, Just a note to let you know we're still on hiatus working on our new top-secret projects. Pai seh. Looks like Singapore is damn exciting at the moment - got terrorist captured, got feminists fighting... we feel damn too lan that we're not at the frontlines making wu liao jokes. But boh pian. These new projects demand our attention. But we really hope to be back in action soon. Stay tuned! In the meantime, if you need some solid entertainment: Click on the pic below and check out our good friend JOE AUGUSTIN'S PODCASTS! And buy the updated pow-ka-leow edition of our COXFORD SINGLISH DICTIONARY! Time magazine calls it "the perfect Singapore souvenir" and "a must buy"!

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What If Star Trek Was Set in Singapore? Posted by Big Cock on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 (68040 reads) Topic: We, The Citizens

The new ‘Star Trek’ is not bad leh! How come kilat sci-fi stories are never set in Singapore, ha? WHAT IF STAR TREK WAS SET IN SINGAPORE?

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Annals of the Dragon King: THE XXX-MEN: REAR-GUARD ACTION Posted by Big Cock on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 (40262 reads) Topic: Diary of the Dragon Prince

Barry muses on mutants in this instalment of his highly unbelievable, completely fictitious and totally imaginary diary.

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THINGS THAT ARE MAKING MAS SELAMAT TOO LAN By K.K. Cheow on Monday, May 11, 2009 (54872 reads) Topic: Local News

Now that Master of Disguise Mat Alamak/Masi Lemak/Mat Salah,Mat has been captured, we wonder what's going through his mind. He must be si peh too lan. But about what? Here's a list of Things That Are Making Mas Selamat Too Lan:

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