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To everyone who's been emailing us about buying TALKINGCOCK THE MOVIE and SINGAPORE DREAMING DVDs, we're told that they are now SOLD OUT in most DVD stores. Please ask your retailer to restock them. As a practice, distributors act only when they receive reorders from retailers, and retailers only seem to want to stock the most current or foreign titles. Sorry, we don't have the resources to run an online or mail order store, so PLEASE BUG YOUR DVD SHOP! Thanks for your support!


Need to email us? You can reach us at: talkingcock@gmail.com


Breaking News: Local Animals Worried About Zealots Taking Over SPCA
By K.K. Cheow on Sunday, May 03, 2009 (51643 reads)
Topic: Local News
Local NewsEditor's note: Hello cocksters, we're still on our hiatus, tending to our mega-projects, but this piece of news was too important not to share:

Animals in Singapore are expressing worry that rabid religious fanatics might soon attempt to take over the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.



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Differences Between Swine Flu and Bird Flu
Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, May 03, 2009 (22838 reads)
Topic: We, The Citizens
We, The CitizensSo many different animal-related illnesses! How to tell the difference, ha? We hep’chu with a handy checklist

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TalkingCock Hiatus Update!
Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, March 29, 2009 (17734 reads)
Topic: Community Announcements
Community AnnouncementsDear Cocksters,

We’re still on leave! But we thought we’d bring you some new material that we’ve been providing to 8Days in the posts below this message.

Work on our top secret new projects is moving along, but it’s too siong for us to return so soon to a daily schedule for TalkingCock. We do apologize for this, but mana ooh pian?

In the meantime, do check out our brand new, pow-ka-leow, updated edition of the COXFORD SINGLISH DICTIONARY now on sale everywhere!



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讲鸟话: Some Chinese poems from a contributor...
Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, March 29, 2009 (32746 reads)
Topic: Poet's Corner
Poet's CornerHere are some Chinese poems from a contributor. Being complete keng chio kias, we see oreddy, all catch no ball, so are just presenting them as they were sent to us:

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SIGNS YOUR DOG MAY BE SOMETHING WRONG
Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, March 29, 2009 (26176 reads)
Topic: We, The Citizens
We, The CitizensWe just saw that movie, ‘Marley and Me’, about a really cute but troublesome dog. Piang eh! If only we could tell how leceh a dog is before adopting it… To help you, we’ve come up with a list of SIGNS YOUR DOG MAY BE SOMETHING WRONG"


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TOP JOB HUNTING TIPS
Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, March 29, 2009 (24616 reads)
Topic: We, The Citizens
We, The CitizensWith redundancies hitting historic highs and jobless grads flooding our streets, here’s a helpful list of TOP JOB HUNTING TIPS:

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SIGNS YOU’RE GAMBLING AT A HALF PAST SIX CASINO
Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, March 29, 2009 (25110 reads)
Topic: Business
BusinessSo with the horrible job situation, what are we Singaporeans counting on to save our economy? The casinos! Yes, it says something about the uncertain times we live in that our best hope involves gambling. But how do we know if our upcoming casinos will be any good? We got together a bunch of habitual gamblers to come up with this list of SIGNS YOU’RE GAMBLING AT A HALF PAST SIX CASINO:


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STUFF THAT GOT LEFT OUT OF EDISON CHEN’S NAUGHTY VIDEOS
Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, March 29, 2009 (29237 reads)
Topic: The Arts
The ArtsSo the Edison Chen circus has left Singapore. We donno about you, but those leaked vids of his with various Hong Kong starlets made us wonder what bits were edited out… So in the absence of evidence, we did some speculating:
STUFF THAT GOT LEFT OUT OF EDISON CHEN’S NAUGHTY VIDEOS:


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UPCOMING MOVIE SPOILERS
Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, March 29, 2009 (18459 reads)
Topic: The Arts
The ArtsWatched the Oscars last week? Got all excited during the end credits when they showed all those clips of upcoming films? Too pok kai to buy tickets and too impatient to download? Dun scared! We’re here to save you time and money with this list of UPCOMING MOVIE SPOILERS:


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TALKINGCOCK TO GO ON LEAVE
Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, February 15, 2009 (17168 reads)
Topic: Community Announcements
Community AnnouncementsDear Cocksters,

From today, TalkingCock.com will be going on an indefinite hiatus.

No, no, it’s not because of the economy or because our CEO bought donno what condemn US bank stocks. (We got no money to buy in the first place, so also neh lose money. Heng ah!)

It’s because we need the time to focus on some upcoming MASSIVE projects.

Over the past year, we’ve had to take breaks of a couple of weeks to tend to them, but now the projects have reached a stage where we have to devote all our time to them.

The last time we took such an extended hiatus, we came up with our multiple international award-winning film, Singapore Dreaming.

This time, our projects will be even bigger and more spectacular, and we are confident that when we finally unveil them, you’ll be si peh surprised. We can’t tell you more than that at the moment, because names and agents are involved, and things are still sensitive. Sorry, hor. All our chao lawyers will allow us to show is this little picture:



So we apologise for this interruption in your daily dose of Singaporean satire, but if the news is cock enough, and we’re itchy backside enough, we might just come back and whack something. So please check in on the site every now and then!

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We won’t be totally absent from the scene – in a few weeks, our fabulous, pow-ka-leow new and completely updated edition of THE COXFORD SINGLISH DICTIONARY will hit the shelves of bookstores nationwide. It’s got hundreds of new entries, special features, and even funnier examples. So please support and pick up a copy!



Also, for those of you who can still find copies at your local DVD store, please buy the DVDs of both TalkingCock the Movie and Singapore Dreaming. We hear they’re completely sold out, so please bug your DVD retailer to reorder. Our distributor won’t reissue until they receive orders from retailers.






We also want to strongly encourage you to buy the DVD of the Rock for Wayne concert now available at HMV, Borders and all good music stores. (They're not good music stores unless they carry it!) The immensely talented, big-hearted and adventurous Wayne "Thunder" Seah and his equally kilat bandmates in the Boredphucks and the Suns were always great friends and supporters of TalkingCock, and we're still feeling like the world is a sadder place without Wayne in it. This DVD features songs and footage from the star-studded benefit concert held in 2007 to commemorate his untimely departure from this earth. So please - if you value local indie talent and sheer balls - BUY THIS DVD! For more details, you can email justinmroy@hotmail.com



Thanks for all your support the past 9 years, and for the coming months.

If you need to email us, you can still do so at: talkingcock@gmail.com

We hope we’ll see you again soon - maybe sooner than you think! Good luck with the new economy!

Exercise free speech - remember to keep Talking Cock!

- The TalkingCock.com team



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SINGAPOREAN VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS
Posted by Big Cock on Thursday, February 12, 2009 (23785 reads)
Topic: We, The Citizens
We, The CitizensVD is on this Saturday! And this year, we're proud to bring you


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TC VD Countdown: Perfume Brands We'd Like to See
Posted by Big Cock on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 (22006 reads)
Topic: We, The Citizens
We, The CitizensSo Burger King has released its very own perfume for Valentine’s Day. Called ‘Fire Meets Desire’, it’s a body spray for men that has a ‘hint of flame broiled meat’. WE ARE NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP. (Also, why didn’t they come up with a BK Fish Filet fragrance for women? Burger King, why so sexist?)

Anyway, we began thinking, if burger joints are issuing their own fragrances, what are other PERFUME BRANDS WE’D LIKE TO SEE (but not necessarily smell, though)?

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TC VD Countdown: Cyber-Romance Tips
Posted by Big Cock on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 (18010 reads)
Topic: We, The Citizens
We, The CitizensSo we know a lot of our readers out there are wondering if this Saturday, you’re going to be sharing Valentine’s Day with your ISP yet again. (We are!) But dun let this get you down! We know from police reports that a lot of people initiate relationships online, and this VD, it could be you!

To help you to avoid cockups (or precipitate them, as the case may be), here’s a list of
CRUCIAL TIPS FOR CYBER-ROMANCES

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TC VD Countdown Special Wu Liao Video: PG PORN
Posted by Big Cock on Monday, February 09, 2009 (21394 reads)
Topic: We, The Citizens
We, The CitizensContinuing our special Vanstine Day week of special posts, here's a video that's both dirty and yet very clean...

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TC VD Countdown Special Wu Liao Link: Worst Valentine's Day Gifts
Posted by Big Cock on Monday, February 09, 2009 (19860 reads)
Topic: We, The Citizens
We, The CitizensIt's only a few more days to Vanstine Day and we know there are many panic-stricken (and desperate) folks amongst our readers. (We know because our editorial staff are all lai dat too.) So this week, we're bringing you as many V.D. related pieces to inspire you... like this
LIST OF BAD IDEAS FOR VALENTINE'S GIFTS...

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