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Singaporean Acronyms
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WITSWork Improvement TeamsWaste Individual Time Session/ We Idle Together Session
UOBUnited Overseas BankYou Owe Bank
TCSTelevision Corporation of SporeTalk Cock Station
SIASingapore International AirlinesSuffer In Agony or Sex In Air
SGHSingapore General HospitalSure Giveup Hope
SDUSocial Development UnitSingle, Desperate and Ugly/ Sexually Depressed and Unwanted
SBSSingapore Bus ServiceSuper Blur Sotong/ Screwed-up and Bad Service
SAFSingapore Armed ForcesServe And Forget
PWDPublic Works DepartmentPurposely Want to Dig
PUBPublic Utilities BoardPay Until Broke
PSIPollution Safety IndexPlease Stay Indoors
PSAPort of Singapore AuthorityPoor Ships Ahead
POSBPost Office Savings BankPurposely Owe Some Banks
PAPPeople's Action PartyPay And Pay
OUBOverseas Union BankOwe Until Bankrupt
OETIOrdnance Engineering Training InstituteOnly Eat, Talk and Idle
OCBCOversea-Chinese Banking CorporationOwe Cash, Boh Credit
NUSSUNUS Student UnionNo Use, So Screw Up
NUSNational University of SingaporeNever Use Sense/ Not Up to Standard/ Nothing Up Stairs
NUHNational University HospitalNever Use Heart
NTUNanyang Technological UniversityNinja Turtle University
MRTCMass Rapid Transit CorporationMore Road Tax Coming
MRTMass Rapid TransitMad Rush to Train
MOEMinistry of EnvironmentMuggers Only Environment
MASMonetary Authority of SingaporeMad Accounting System/ Must Always Suffer
LTALand Transport AuthorityLong Tio Ah (crash!)
JTCJurong Town CouncilJokers Training Centre
HDBHousing Development BoardHighly Dangerous Building
GSTGoods and Services TaxGovernment Salary Tax or Go Squeeze Them
ERPElectronic Road PricingEverytime Raise Price or Everyday Rob People (contributed by Judhi)
EDBEconomic Development BoardEnough, Don't Bluff
DBSDevelopment Bank of SingaporeDamn! Boh Salary
CPFCentral Provident FundCash Prior to Funeral or Coffin Provision Fund
COECetificate of EntitlementCash On Expressway or worse, "Si hor yi" (give them after death)

In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),
And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).
If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?
With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA),
Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).
And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital(MOH),
You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.
If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you,
And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).
To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).
If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads.
If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),
OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax,
Not even the good old place we used to go because it has become
So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!

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