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How Would You Have Voted If You Could Have Voted?

PAP45 % 45.21 % (1908)
SDA5 % 5.73 % (242)
SDP1 % 1.90 % (80)
WP14 % 14.22 % (600)
DPP0 % 0.36 % (15)
Independent4 % 4.08 % (172)
Spoiled My Vote2 % 2.65 % (112)
Dude In Slippers3 % 3.27 % (138)
The most 'hamsum' candidate2 % 2.75 % (116)
Write In Vote For JBJ4 % 4.45 % (188)
No Action Party4 % 4.36 % (184)
I'd have voted to sleep in11 % 11.02 % (465)

Total Votes: 4220
We allow just one vote per day

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Re: How Would You Have Voted If You Could Have Voted? (Score: 2, Insighful)
by no on Monday, November 05, 2001
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by Iroi on Sunday, November 18, 2001
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i would hav voted for JBJ anitime anidae...
those bigwigs fr the gahmen juz won't even let an old man like JBJ off.
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Re: How Would You Have Voted If You Could Have Voted? (Score: 1, Informative)
by Anonymous on Sunday, June 23, 2002

Wah lau! Looks like this poll has been hijacked by Young PAP!

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by gila on Monday, August 19, 2002
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huh? i thot this is supposed to be sth that mocks spore politics? how come PAP still rules? sigh!even the net is affected

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