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Where do you think Osama is hiding?

In a cave near Kandahar7 % 7.35 % (253)
Driving a taxi in Washington DC19 % 19.54 % (673)
Gone back to making roti prata in Jalan Kayu45 % 45.01 % (1550)
Selling kacang puteh at your local Golden Village28 % 28.11 % (968)

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