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If you see a pedestrian dash across the road while you're driving, would you:

accelerate and run him over24 % 24.99 % (633)
horn and swear very loudly in local dialects47 % 47.22 % (1196)
if he's foreign talent, stop & offer a ride8 % 8.17 % (207)
slow down and stop if necessary19 % 19.62 % (497)

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Of course swear lah! Even if I want to run over huh, will kena charged. SO the next best thing is to swear loh. Who ask those pedestrians to act like their grandpapa own the road.

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I'll will swear that person. provided that i don't know that person. fuck man why cause so much problems to us drivers. Why must they dash, can't they see no cars then they start crossing, they aren't blind

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