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Singaporean Toys
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by I. T. Toh

Christmas is nearly here! Get these toys that were specially tailored for the Singaporean market! Available now at:

FURBENGS 

Each Furbeng comes with a different repertoire of adorable phrases!

Put them together and they'll cham siong!

 

STAR AWARDS WARS 
Episode I: The Fanntom Menace

Evil forces are conspiring to topple the rule of Queen Fannmidala, ruler of the planet Nabeh. Marshal the Chebi Knights to her rescue!

Pictured: Queen Fannmidala and Chebi Knight Obiang-Fann Kenobi.  12" figures are fully poseable and have 6 points of articulation.  Can be undressed for your own kinky lightsaber duel!

BOOKIEMON

The most popular game in Kranji!

Cuddly Pickanchus here comes with his own pager and mobile phone.

Pit him against other Bookiemon in the special Bookiemon Turf Club Arena (sold separately)!

JI SEOW ME ELMO

It's been several years since little Elmo debuted on Sesame Street - and now that he's reached adolescence, he wants more than just to be tickled!

Play with him and hear his adorable reactions!

WINNIE THE POOT

Everyone's favourite bear puts aside his honeypot for a snack of beans and onions... with adorably explosive results!

12" plush Winnie comes with can o' beans and onion accessories - as well as a special windbag feature! Hug him and see how it works!

TRANSFORMERS
Bitch Machines

These super-cool robots transform... into Transvestites!

Shown here is Ahkuabot leader Sodomus Prime, who can transform into the mighty, mighty Hermaphrodite!

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