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Welcome to our online merchandise store! We give up! Much as we'd like to, we can't maintain this site for much longer without some form of monetary support. So unless one of our rich readers sponsor us, we need to lelong some stuff to keep us going. And here's what we have to offer at the moment:

Amazing TalkingCock tee-shirts, mugs and mousepads†
with the following cock designs:

Our famous TalkingCock!

Click here to see the full range

Official merchandise relating to TalkingCock's first film!

Click here to see the full range

Stuff with TalkingCock's most popular character on it!
Click to see the full range

T-shirts are all high quality Hanes beefy Ts, with sizes from XS to XXXL.† The designs are in full colour, and all tees have front and back prints.
We also have mugs (11 oz. and 15 oz.) and mousepads!†
So what are you waiting for?

Go to:†

TalkingCock †††† eAhLong store †††† Lim Peh Store


As we make zero money on this site, and as we all have day jobs, we're selling our merchandise through, the only retailer which enables us to sell online without having to print (and store) hundreds of t-shirts.

This means, however, that sales will be conducted in US dollars, and you'll have to pay shipping costs.† Sorry, hor. It's not our fault Singapore is so far from the US. Complain to your local MP. We'd really love to sell directly in S'pore, but unless a local merchandise printer/distributor wants to deal with us, we can't afford it. (Contact us at if you are interested.)

So until we can sell in S'pore, we'll have to rely on the more well-off amongst you, and all our readers based in the USA and Europe for whom shipping costs are more affordable.† Trust us, the quality is damn worth it. Our margins are also kept low, and proceeds really only go towards paying for site maintenance.

So please: support free speech in Singapore and buy some cock stuff!
If you have any suggestions or questions, please email us at:

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