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Local News
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  • 28 Oct 2012 NO MORE TALKINGCOCK, BUT DUN SCARED!!! - (read: 22679 times)
  • 03 Aug 2009 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: REJECTED SEQUENCES FROM NDP 2009 - (read: 53266 times)
  • 02 Aug 2009 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: No Blimp for NDP - (read: 33620 times)
  • 11 May 2009 THINGS THAT ARE MAKING MAS SELAMAT TOO LAN - (read: 55435 times)
  • 03 May 2009 Breaking News: Local Animals Worried About Zealots Taking Over SPCA - (read: 57297 times)
  • 05 Feb 2009 Gahmen Re-emphasises “Resilience” - (read: 25147 times)
  • 02 Feb 2009 Singaporeans Concerned About PM’s Helping Hand - (read: 27051 times)
  • 22 Jan 2009 TalkingCock Wishes Everyone Plenty of Cock and Bull for the Year of the Ox! - (read: 20528 times)
  • 21 Jan 2009 Accept the Truth: Singapore Elite are ‘Supermortals’ - (read: 25515 times)
  • 20 Jan 2009 Citizens Want to See Cordon Bleu Perm Sec Fry Cuttlefish - (read: 20642 times)
  • 15 Jan 2009 Citizens Demand That Parliament Guards Be Promoted to ISD - (read: 16974 times)
  • 11 Jan 2009 Good News: Retrenched Can Be Retrained to Be Organ Donors - (read: 15069 times)
  • 08 Jan 2009 SUGGESTIONS ON CONVERTING THE SINGAPORE FLYER INTO SOMETHING MORE USEFUL - (read: 19435 times)
  • 30 Dec 2008 PREDICTED NEWS STORIES FOR 2009 - (read: 14948 times)
  • 23 Dec 2008 BREAKING NEWS: ISD Reports Suspicious Rise in Clog Sales - (read: 16765 times)
  • 22 Dec 2008 X’Mas Terrorist Disguise Alert! - (read: 15547 times)
  • 10 Dec 2008 Investments Escaped From Toilet: Town Council - (read: 25192 times)
  • 06 Dec 2008 Gahmen: Singapore Still in ‘Golden Period’ - (read: 20468 times)
  • 27 Nov 2008 ‘Talent’ Made Difference in Contempt of Court Rulings - (read: 14128 times)
  • 24 Nov 2008 Town Council to Start Own Casino - (read: 17453 times)
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  • International News
    (182 stories)
  • 17 Jan 2010 Breaking News: MALAYSIA TO SINGAPORE: ONLY WE CAN USE THE WORD 'LAH' - (read: 100783 times)
  • 15 Nov 2009 Breaking News: WAYS IN WHICH OBAMA HAS BECOME INFLUENCED BY HIS VISIT TO SINGAPORE - (read: 62004 times)
  • 14 Jan 2009 Play This Game! - (read: 13507 times)
  • 27 Dec 2008 Other World Leaders Express Misgivings About ‘Odd’ Gifts from Singapore - (read: 13436 times)
  • 20 Oct 2008 Singapore to Buy Iceland - (read: 13458 times)
  • 23 Sep 2008 THINGS JUST AS HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH AS CHINESE MILK - (read: 12628 times)
  • 21 Sep 2008 The Malaysian Political Oscars - (read: 14081 times)
  • 21 Sep 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Tasteful Sex Education - (read: 16833 times)
  • 11 Sep 2008 SUGGESTED SEQUELS TO ‘BANGKOK DANGEROUS’ - (read: 12301 times)
  • 21 Jul 2008 Singapore “Just Like Home”: North Korea - (read: 20976 times)
  • 17 Jul 2008 WHY BATMAN WILL NEVER RELOCATE TO SINGAPORE - (read: 16875 times)
  • 03 Jul 2008 New Malaysian Comedy Hits the Screens! - (read: 28691 times)
  • 01 Jul 2008 Dedicated to our Friends Across the Causeway... - (read: 14724 times)
  • 29 Jun 2008 Sodomy Allegation is Just 'Backdoor Attack' - (read: 13455 times)
  • 19 Jun 2008 How the Sultan of Johor Might Get Pedra Branca Back - (read: 16268 times)
  • 19 Jun 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week 2: Blow Me Over! - (read: 11011 times)
  • 28 May 2008 After Victory, Singapore to Reclaim Land All the Way to Pedra Branca - (read: 25926 times)
  • 19 May 2008 Channel U Show Leads Myanmar to Reject Singapore Food Aid - (read: 18665 times)
  • 18 May 2008 Chinese Give Skeptical Welcome to Singapore Rescuers - (read: 13876 times)
  • 28 Apr 2008 Why China Didn’t Choose Singapore for the Worldwide Olympic Torch Relay - (read: 17466 times)
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  • Politics
    (154 stories)
  • 19 Jan 2009 Yes We Can? Singapore Already Has: Gahmen - (read: 26443 times)
  • 14 Jan 2009 PAP Unveils New Meet-The-People Uniform - (read: 20359 times)
  • 25 Nov 2008 Gahmen Bigwigs Reveal Extent of Massive Pay Cut - (read: 15993 times)
  • 13 Nov 2008 Gahmen Downplays Early Elections Speculation - (read: 12897 times)
  • 09 Nov 2008 Local Man Hopes to Be First Minority PM - (read: 13611 times)
  • 29 Oct 2008 Due to Economic Crisis, Ministries to Restructure - (read: 13482 times)
  • 30 Sep 2008 In Memoriam: J.B.J. - (read: 11192 times)
  • 10 Jun 2008 Exposé: Civil Servants Training to Respond to Citizens' Complaints - (read: 16769 times)
  • 07 May 2008 Finding Next PM Overdue, So Country to Be Fined - (read: 14897 times)
  • 24 Apr 2008 Suggested Alternatives to DPM Wong Resigning - (read: 20874 times)
  • 20 Apr 2008 Lawyers Support JBJ’s New Party - (read: 14945 times)
  • 02 Apr 2008 Part of Mat Alamak Search Team Reassigned to Hunt For PM’s Successor - (read: 13334 times)
  • 31 Mar 2008 Citizens Soon Able to Pay Ministers with Credit Cards - (read: 13968 times)
  • 26 Mar 2008 Chee the Reason for Gahmen’s Anti-Tibet Stance - (read: 11119 times)
  • 26 Feb 2008 HOW THE GAHMEN CAN REIN IN COSTS - (read: 12029 times)
  • 13 Dec 2007 Pay Rise Needed to Maintain Hip Hop Lifestyle: Gahmen - (read: 18778 times)
  • 12 Dec 2007 Just Why Did Dhana Quit the Gahmen? It Wasn't Because of This... - (read: 15711 times)
  • 02 Dec 2007 Civil Servants to Record Charity Rap Video for the Poor - (read: 10102 times)
  • 21 Nov 2007 Breaking News: MDA Rap Video Sparks Potential Gangsta War - (read: 47995 times)
  • 18 Nov 2007 Other Military Acronyms That Can Be Applied to Our Politicians - (read: 13330 times)
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  • Business
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  • 06 Aug 2009 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: Temasek Presents National Day Gift to Country, Resolves Mystery - (read: 34803 times)
  • 29 Mar 2009 SIGNS YOU’RE GAMBLING AT A HALF PAST SIX CASINO - (read: 26037 times)
  • 07 Feb 2009 Temasek Justifies New Chief - (read: 28511 times)
  • 05 Jan 2009 Singapore Flyer to Become ‘Quickie’ Hotel - (read: 19174 times)
  • 11 Nov 2008 Recession-Caused Casino Compromises - (read: 14473 times)
  • 02 Nov 2008 Uproar Over Insensitive Handling of Bank Complaints - (read: 14120 times)
  • 14 Oct 2008 Yangtze Cinema Hit By Lehman Bros Fallout - (read: 17648 times)
  • 25 Sep 2008 Reason for Singapore's Involvement in US Financial Meltdown and MM's Heart Flutter? - (read: 13851 times)
  • 18 Sep 2008 Expect Surge in Backside Supply: Economists - (read: 11046 times)
  • 22 Apr 2008 Wu Liao Videos of the Week: Sub-Prime Explained - (read: 13964 times)
  • 17 Mar 2008 Madam Ho Favourite to Host Singapore’s Apprentice - (read: 13454 times)
  • 19 Feb 2008 Singapore Airshow to Feature Many Airsoles: Asian Aerospace - (read: 10898 times)
  • 30 Jan 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Manoj, Telemarketer Elite - (read: 9579 times)
  • 10 Jan 2008 ISD Sees Malaysian Minister Sex Scandal as Growth Area - (read: 15735 times)
  • 06 Dec 2007 Prima Deli to Enter Sushi, Slimming Business - (read: 16883 times)
  • 07 Oct 2007 This Business Plan Sucks - (read: 11531 times)
  • 06 Sep 2007 Former US Attorney General to Represent Odex - (read: 10249 times)
  • 29 Aug 2007 Tar Wars - (read: 9206 times)
  • 26 Aug 2007 Odex Feud Affects Kotex - (read: 23628 times)
  • 14 Aug 2007 Grim Reaper to Set Up Regional HQ in Singapore: EDB - (read: 15279 times)
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  • Sports
    (114 stories)
  • 18 Jan 2009 Causes of Vomiting Narrowed Down: Sports School - (read: 16785 times)
  • 28 Sep 2008 F1 Success, So Singapore Aims for Tour de France Next - (read: 13986 times)
  • 27 Sep 2008 Special Welcome Message for F1 Teams: How to Remedy Our Bumpy Track - (read: 13630 times)
  • 18 Sep 2008 Breaking News: Man U Unveils New Jersey - (read: 13999 times)
  • 18 Aug 2008 Singapore Wins Olympic Medal So Ministers Deserve Pay Raise - (read: 12654 times)
  • 17 Aug 2008 WHAT IF THE OLYMPICS WERE HELD NAKED? - (read: 19631 times)
  • 04 Aug 2008 Proposed Office Olympics Events - (read: 11402 times)
  • 06 May 2008 Gahmen Suspected of Steroid Use - (read: 10799 times)
  • 15 Apr 2008 Singapore Youth Olympics Already Hit by Protests – by Youth Athletes - (read: 12169 times)
  • 13 Apr 2008 IOC: All Future Olympic Torch Relays to be Held in Singapore - (read: 13164 times)
  • 24 Feb 2008 Bid Won, Singapore Proposes Tweaks to Youth Olympic Games - (read: 12661 times)
  • 21 Jan 2008 Food is Singapore’s Main Edge Over Moscow in Youth Olympics Bid - (read: 10585 times)
  • 19 Nov 2007 Lions Find the Key to Victory - (read: 12763 times)
  • 30 May 2007 F1 in Singapore? We Predicted This in 2001 - (read: 12096 times)
  • 25 Apr 2007 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Odor Olympics - (read: 11114 times)
  • 15 Mar 2007 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Do It Doggie Style! - (read: 11676 times)
  • 05 Feb 2007 Super Bowl 2007 Ads - (read: 7156 times)
  • 01 Feb 2007 INOFFENSIVE CHANTS FOR ASEAN CUP - (read: 12536 times)
  • 30 Jan 2007 THAK KIEW: No to Kicking Thaksin at Asean Cup - (read: 11527 times)
  • 24 Jan 2007 Supreme Court Smackdown: Durai v One Eyed Dragon! - (read: 13807 times)
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  • The Arts
    (185 stories)
  • 29 Mar 2009 STUFF THAT GOT LEFT OUT OF EDISON CHEN’S NAUGHTY VIDEOS - (read: 30512 times)
  • 29 Mar 2009 UPCOMING MOVIE SPOILERS - (read: 19344 times)
  • 03 Feb 2009 Wu Liao Video of the Week: LPPL - (read: 19905 times)
  • 12 Jan 2009 Wu Liao Video of the Week: BIG PUSSY - (read: 15434 times)
  • 07 Jan 2009 POSSIBLE ‘LITTLE NYONYA’ SPINOFFS - (read: 17071 times)
  • 06 Jan 2009 Wu Liao Video of the Week: BLUEBERRY - (read: 17542 times)
  • 12 Nov 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: What if the Matrix Ran on Windows? - (read: 13643 times)
  • 04 Nov 2008 TalkingCock.com presents: SINGAPORE’S #1 DISASTER MOVIE MUSICAL! - (read: 12275 times)
  • 28 Oct 2008 Plot for a Proposed Singaporean ‘High School Musical’. - (read: 11779 times)
  • 16 Oct 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Literal Music Video - (read: 8619 times)
  • 10 Sep 2008 REJECTED TITLES FOR ‘STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS’ - (read: 10665 times)
  • 03 Aug 2008 Blogger Feud to Become Movie - (read: 17824 times)
  • 22 Jul 2008 DPM Wong to Release Baby-Making Album - (read: 15223 times)
  • 13 Jul 2008 Uniquely Singaporean Animated Films - (read: 14126 times)
  • 02 Jul 2008 Suggested Compromise Pak Tor Movies - (read: 13006 times)
  • 17 Jun 2008 Suggestions for the ‘Sex and the City’ Sequel - (read: 20611 times)
  • 28 May 2008 WONG CAN SING! Party Favourites Vol. I - (read: 26791 times)
  • 28 May 2008 WHAT IF ‘SEX AND THE CITY’ WAS SET IN SINGAPORE? - (read: 12401 times)
  • 28 May 2008 MM Gives Thumbs Up to New Indiana Jones Movie - (read: 9786 times)
  • 22 May 2008 SUGGESTED TITLES FOR THE NEXT INDIANA JONES MOVIE - (read: 10480 times)
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  • News in Briefs
    (29 stories)
  • 03 Apr 2008 NEWS IN BRIEFS Weekly Roundup - (read: 14275 times)
  • 27 Jan 2008 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Local Man Proposes Solution to Mosquito Diseases - (read: 11283 times)
  • 04 Sep 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: FOOD NEWS - (read: 11696 times)
  • 11 May 2007 Next Week’s News Today! - (read: 11201 times)
  • 06 May 2007 NEXT WEEK’S NEWS! - (read: 8061 times)
  • 28 Mar 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Elderly Man Receives Bogus Degree - (read: 10906 times)
  • 22 Mar 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS FOR THE WEEKEND - (read: 9791 times)
  • 13 Mar 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Singapore Impresses at World's Largest Real Estate Fair - (read: 10794 times)
  • 06 Feb 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: New Finance Minister Game a Hit, Even Without Slapping - (read: 11594 times)
  • 11 Jan 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Poll Position - (read: 10671 times)
  • 08 Jan 2007 News in Briefs: Doubt Cast on Boon Heng's Labour Credentials - (read: 8379 times)
  • 06 Dec 2006 News Roundup: Ah Meng 'Too Lan' Over Tourism - (read: 13285 times)
  • 04 Dec 2006 Breaking News: Chee's Refusal to Eat 'Unreasonable' - (read: 13587 times)
  • 07 Nov 2006 More News in Briefs - (read: 7539 times)
  • 06 Nov 2006 NEWS IN BRIEFS - (read: 7870 times)
  • 18 Dec 2005 BREAKING NEWS: Men In Red and White Spotted Giving Gifts, Making a List of Who’s Naughty and Nice - (read: 12360 times)
  • 09 Jan 2005 NEWS IN BRIEF: WAVES OF SYMPATHY: SINGAPOREAN TSUNAMI EFFORTS - (read: 16491 times)
  • 02 May 2004 News in Briefs: Jaga Caught Napping - (read: 17344 times)
  • 02 May 2004 LTA to rename Circle Line - (read: 17294 times)
  • 15 Jun 2003 NEWS IN BRIEFS - (read: 20307 times)
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  • Community Announcements
    (126 stories)
  • 06 Sep 2011 Leaking News: WIKILEAKY COCK! - (read: 15106 times)
  • 31 Dec 2009 TalkingCock.com wishes everyone a happy new year! - (read: 26579 times)
  • 07 Aug 2009 HAPPY NATIONAL DAY! - (read: 20904 times)
  • 26 May 2009 Still On Hiatus... - (read: 22846 times)
  • 29 Mar 2009 TalkingCock Hiatus Update! - (read: 18528 times)
  • 15 Feb 2009 TALKINGCOCK TO GO ON LEAVE - (read: 18773 times)
  • 24 Dec 2008 MERRY X'MAS - (read: 7705 times)
  • 14 Dec 2008 TalkingCock Takes Final Break for the Year - (read: 7329 times)
  • 29 Nov 2008 No Mood Leow - (read: 7235 times)
  • 26 Oct 2008 Happy Deepavali! - (read: 7323 times)
  • 26 Oct 2008 DIE-DIE MUST JOIN THE ZOMBIE NATION! - (read: 7476 times)
  • 05 Oct 2008 Give Us a Break Leh - (read: 8252 times)
  • 07 Sep 2008 Guess what? We've been hacked by an asshole. - (read: 8313 times)
  • 17 Aug 2008 Go and Watch KALLANG ROAR - (read: 9445 times)
  • 03 Jul 2008 TalkingCock to Take A Break - (read: 7504 times)
  • 09 Jun 2008 We’re Back Online! - (read: 6453 times)
  • 29 May 2008 TC Down For Next Week... - (read: 6679 times)
  • 28 May 2008 We Kena Hacked! Sorry! - (read: 8743 times)
  • 08 May 2008 Community Announcement: TalkingCock Takes a Break! - (read: 7170 times)
  • 15 Apr 2008 TALKINGCOCK THE MOVIE is Back on DVD! - (read: 27732 times)
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