Cock Logo
Talking Cock
Singapore's Premier Satirical Humour Website
HomeNews Columns Features Forums Dictionary About Us
News
Local News
International News
Politics
Business
Sports
The Arts
News in Briefs
Community

Columns
Annals of the Dragon King
Dear Ah Beng
We, The Citizens
Alien Talent
Another Day in Paradise
Art with Fatt
Lim Peh Ka LI Kong
Poet's Corner
Inerviews
Louie Chin Ooh Lui
Travels with Auntie

Features
Comix
Coxford Singlish Dictionary
Chio Kao Bank
Games
Lion City Living
Special Cock Stuff
The Cock Shop
The Tampenis Book of S'porean Records Karaokway

Things To Do
FAQ
Top Stories
RSS feed
Stats

Check Out

Who's Online
There are currently, 12 guest(s) and 0 member(s) that are online.

You are an Anonymous user. You can register for free by clicking here.

Check Out

Check Out

  
Columns
Click icon to list more articles in each topic


Diary of the Dragon Prince
(106 stories)
  • 26 May 2009 Annals of the Dragon King: THE XXX-MEN: REAR-GUARD ACTION - (read: 38626 times)
  • 18 Jan 2009 Annals of the Dragon King: FIRE FIGHTING - (read: 16770 times)
  • 26 Nov 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: THAT SINKING FEELING - (read: 11402 times)
  • 23 Oct 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: SPEAKERS CONN-ERED - (read: 9853 times)
  • 19 Oct 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: Financial Crisis! - (read: 9769 times)
  • 18 Sep 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: WAY TO GO - (read: 9532 times)
  • 07 Sep 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: PING PONG DIPLOMACY - (read: 10929 times)
  • 17 Aug 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: FATT FATT FATT - (read: 11355 times)
  • 13 Jul 2008 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: World Cup 2014 Vision - (read: 11223 times)
  • 07 Jun 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: MILLION DOLLAR BABBLE - (read: 11237 times)
  • 02 Apr 2008 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: In the Year 2525 - (read: 12630 times)
  • 26 Mar 2008 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: Sex, Lies, And Videoclips – Part 2 - (read: 14693 times)
  • 02 Mar 2008 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING Sex, Lies, And Videoclips – Part 1 - (read: 21871 times)
  • 20 Jan 2008 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: 'Tis the Season for Splurging - (read: 11505 times)
  • 08 Oct 2007 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: Guinness World Records - (read: 13774 times)
  • 03 Oct 2007 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: New Mobilization Code Words - (read: 11935 times)
  • 27 Sep 2007 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: The Special One - (read: 11305 times)
  • 16 Sep 2007 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: Whereistheprata Desiderata - (read: 9536 times)
  • 26 Aug 2007 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: When I'm Sixty-Five - (read: 10551 times)
  • 05 Jun 2007 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: Deal or No Deal - (read: 13418 times)
    More...

  • Alien Talent
    (101 stories)
  • 24 Mar 2008 ALIEN TALENT 2008: Mass Update! - (read: 15405 times)
  • 03 Feb 2008 ALIEN TALENT 2008: Chinese New Year Special! - (read: 11345 times)
  • 03 Jan 2008 ALIEN TALENT 2008: Week 1 - (read: 8365 times)
  • 30 Dec 2007 ALIEN TALENT: end of 2008 roundup - (read: 7650 times)
  • 15 Nov 2007 ALIEN TALENT: Week 35, 36, 37, 38, 39 - (read: 10141 times)
  • 04 Oct 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 32, 33, 34 - (read: 10170 times)
  • 01 Oct 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Weeks 29, 30, 31 - (read: 7110 times)
  • 27 Sep 2007 ALIEN TALENT Weeks 26, 27, 28 - (read: 6277 times)
  • 24 Jun 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 25 - (read: 8484 times)
  • 17 Jun 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 22, 23 and 24 - (read: 6691 times)
  • 27 May 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 20 & 21 - (read: 7071 times)
  • 11 May 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Weeks 16, 17, 18, 19 - (read: 7237 times)
  • 17 Apr 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 15 - (read: 8575 times)
  • 08 Apr 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 14 - (read: 7454 times)
  • 01 Apr 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 13 - (read: 7551 times)
  • 25 Mar 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 12 - (read: 7243 times)
  • 18 Mar 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 11 - (read: 7231 times)
  • 11 Mar 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 10 - (read: 7370 times)
  • 04 Mar 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 9 - (read: 6887 times)
  • 25 Feb 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 7 & 8 - (read: 8021 times)
    More...

  • Another Day In Paradise
    (27 stories)
  • 28 May 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 27941 times)
  • 14 May 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 11351 times)
  • 07 May 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 9474 times)
  • 23 Apr 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 9349 times)
  • 19 Mar 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 13179 times)
  • 12 Mar 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 8144 times)
  • 05 Mar 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 8736 times)
  • 26 Feb 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 8974 times)
  • 19 Feb 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 8348 times)
  • 05 Feb 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 9227 times)
  • 29 Jan 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 10879 times)
  • 22 Jan 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 8805 times)
  • 08 Jan 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 15 - (read: 9712 times)
  • 11 Dec 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 14 - (read: 8426 times)
  • 27 Nov 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 13 - (read: 9789 times)
  • 20 Nov 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 12 - (read: 8938 times)
  • 13 Nov 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 11 - (read: 10076 times)
  • 06 Nov 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 10 - (read: 15442 times)
  • 02 Oct 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 9 - (read: 10334 times)
  • 25 Sep 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 8 - (read: 11326 times)
    More...

  • Art with Fatt
    (22 stories)
  • 29 Sep 2002 Art With Fatt: Artie Fatt Reviews the Opening of the Esplanade - Theatres on the Bay - (read: 29889 times)
  • 02 Sep 2001 Artie Fatt Reports From WOMIT - (read: 32061 times)
  • 25 Jun 2001 Farts Fest Wrapup - (read: 12676 times)
  • 11 Jun 2001 Farts Fest - (read: 11147 times)
  • 04 Jun 2001 New TV Media Competition - (read: 10870 times)
  • 14 May 2001 Art Education - (read: 8163 times)
  • 30 Apr 2001 The Singapore Film Fest 2001 - (read: 9139 times)
  • 05 Apr 2001 Greatest Living Singaporean Poet - (read: 10553 times)
  • 18 Mar 2001 Political Theatre - (read: 7657 times)
  • 05 Mar 2001 Why Zouk Succeeds - (read: 19890 times)
  • 19 Feb 2001 CCs adopting arts groups - (read: 7289 times)
  • 12 Feb 2001 Chingay - (read: 9610 times)
  • 05 Feb 2001 Following Chang and Eng - (read: 18793 times)
  • 29 Jan 2001 Nothing - (read: 6728 times)
  • 10 Jan 2001 Start a F.A.R.T. - (read: 10635 times)
  • 18 Dec 2000 NAC's new plans - (read: 6710 times)
  • 11 Dec 2000 Art for X'mas - (read: 8518 times)
  • 04 Dec 2000 No Art Day - (read: 7058 times)
  • 27 Nov 2000 Art in the Supermart - (read: 7688 times)
  • 20 Nov 2000 Philip Morris Asean Art Awards 2000 - (read: 9625 times)
    More...

  • Dear Ah Beng
    (137 stories)
  • 04 Aug 2009 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: TOAST THE NATION’S BIRTHDAY THE AH BENG WAY! - (read: 51736 times)
  • 13 Jan 2009 DEAR AH BENG: I Want My MP Fired! - (read: 17185 times)
  • 09 Sep 2008 DEAR AH BENG: Got 1,600 Foreign Workers Moving Into My Estate! How? - (read: 13707 times)
  • 06 Aug 2008 Dear Ah Beng: How to Watch Both NDP and Horlumpick, Ha? - (read: 12542 times)
  • 09 Jan 2008 DEAR AH BENG: How to Become More Gracious, Ha? - (read: 18501 times)
  • 08 Nov 2007 DEAR AH BENG: Gay People Keep Wanting to Hantam Me. How? - (read: 19896 times)
  • 17 Apr 2007 DEAR AH BENG: How to Deal With Rising Cost of Living, Ha? - (read: 22865 times)
  • 28 Mar 2007 DEAR AH BENG: How to Get More Pay, Ha? - (read: 16679 times)
  • 21 Mar 2007 Dear Ah Beng: How to Foil the DVD Dogs? - (read: 12600 times)
  • 04 Jun 2006 DEAR AH BENG: My Chewren Got Lousy Results - (read: 26226 times)
  • 21 May 2006 Dear Ah Beng, How to Fix My Opponents, Ha? - (read: 19074 times)
  • 26 Feb 2006 DEAR AH BENG: Someone Uploaded My Sex Video! How? - (read: 54112 times)
  • 06 Nov 2005 DEAR AH BENG: Can I Use a Disabled Toilet? - (read: 24970 times)
  • 05 Dec 2004 DEAR AH BENG: How to Run a Fambly-Owned Business, Ha? - (read: 26538 times)
  • 21 Nov 2004 DEAR AH BENG: Do I Really Need Diverse Views to Stay Ahead? - (read: 16007 times)
  • 18 Jul 2004 DEAR AH BENG: My Friend is Jealous of Me Visiting Other Friends - (read: 26086 times)
  • 06 Jun 2004 DEAR AH BENG, I want bigger forearms. How? - (read: 32935 times)
  • 16 May 2004 DEAR AH BENG, I kena takeover! How? - (read: 19690 times)
  • 02 May 2004 DEAR AH BENG: Got Kang Tau, Not? - (read: 23217 times)
  • 25 Apr 2004 DEAR AH BENG: I Damn Too Lan Beckham! - (read: 24800 times)
    More...

  • Travel With Auntie
    (6 stories)
  • 03 Feb 2002 Auntie Visits The Travel Fair - (read: 42951 times)
  • 01 Oct 2000 Scotland:land of the boh cheng kor - (read: 31014 times)
  • 24 Sep 2000 BATAM: Helping to preserve the wild life - (read: 26498 times)
  • 17 Sep 2000 KUTU ISLAND: Tropical Paralice - (read: 20570 times)
  • 11 Sep 2000 New York: New, meh? - (read: 25560 times)
  • 03 Sep 2000 Auntie's Travel Tips - (read: 23998 times)


  • Lim Peh Ka Li Kong
    (46 stories)
  • 16 Jan 2008 LIM PEH KA LI KONG: I Agree with MM - (read: 23468 times)
  • 01 Mar 2007 LIM PEH KA LI KONG: I Have Developed a Crotch Mentality - (read: 21082 times)
  • 24 Apr 2005 LIM PEH Ka Li Kong: Lim Peh Gets Bloggy With It - (read: 42345 times)
  • 06 Mar 2005 LIM PEH Ka Li Kong: Scandinavia vs. Singapore (or Go west, Lim Peh) - (read: 22493 times)
  • 20 Feb 2005 LIM PEH Ka Li Kong: Cheekopeks Should Be Classified as Charities - (read: 24034 times)
  • 28 Nov 2004 LIM PEH KA LI KONG: Father’s Troubles with Mother Tongue - (read: 27040 times)
  • 14 Nov 2004 LIM PEH KA LI KONG: I want to work longer, for less - (read: 18282 times)
  • 13 Jul 2003 LIM PEH ka li kong: Gahmen shouldn't allow homosexuality - (read: 44387 times)
  • 01 Jun 2003 Lim Peh ka li kong: with SARS gone, now can go back to spreading VD - (read: 28128 times)
  • 12 Jan 2003 Lim Peh ka li kong: I want a handjob, not a handout - (read: 56442 times)
  • 17 Nov 2002 Lim Peh celebrates Senior Citizens' Week and Grandparents Day - (read: 24156 times)
  • 18 Aug 2002 Lim Peh ka li kong: Kick Out the Quitters! - (read: 29962 times)
  • 04 Aug 2002 Lim Peh: National Day Not What It Used to Be - (read: 22561 times)
  • 27 Jan 2002 LIM PEH talks about threats to our way of life - (read: 50054 times)
  • 09 Sep 2001 LIM PEH Looks At Senior Citizen Unemployment - (read: 25288 times)
  • 25 Aug 2001 Lim Peh Takes A Close Look At Singapore's Short Sightedness - (read: 25311 times)
  • 11 Jun 2001 Supporting the PAP - (read: 27223 times)
  • 04 Jun 2001 Rising transport costs - (read: 17370 times)
  • 14 May 2001 The Singapore Labour Movement - (read: 13855 times)
  • 30 Apr 2001 Desertion and Toilet Paper - (read: 19042 times)
    More...

  • Louie Chin Ooh Lui
    (33 stories)
  • 16 Jul 2006 LOUIE CHIN OOH LUI: "I am a Singaporean" podcast - (read: 13695 times)
  • 24 Apr 2005 LOUIE CHIN OOH LUI: Louie Gives Advice to Racist Comrade - (read: 19158 times)
  • 20 Mar 2005 LOUIE CHIN OOH LUI: Three Cheers for PM Lee’s Elite Vision - (read: 15881 times)
  • 08 Jun 2003 LOUIE CHIN OOH LUI: Louie exhorts young Singaporeans to be like BG Lee - (read: 20942 times)
  • 01 Dec 2002 LOUIE CHIN OOH LUI reflects on the new education policy - (read: 16619 times)
  • 04 Aug 2002 Louie Chin Ooh Lui Says: Cheer Up, Singapore! - (read: 13458 times)
  • 16 Sep 2001 Louie Chin Ooh Lui speaks on PSLE stress - (read: 27735 times)
  • 20 Aug 2001 A Heterogeneous Society? - (read: 12379 times)
  • 25 Jun 2001 Exam Technique - (read: 15821 times)
  • 11 Jun 2001 Gifted Undergrad Scheme - (read: 10874 times)
  • 21 May 2001 Getting Through University - (read: 10938 times)
  • 07 May 2001 Free Market Media - (read: 7794 times)
  • 23 Apr 2001 Speaking Good English - (read: 13434 times)
  • 02 Apr 2001 Exclusive Clubs - (read: 10516 times)
  • 19 Mar 2001 Singaporeans Having an Edge - (read: 8340 times)
  • 05 Mar 2001 Model Families - (read: 8471 times)
  • 19 Feb 2001 Valentine's Day - (read: 11536 times)
  • 12 Feb 2001 Cloning - (read: 8010 times)
  • 05 Feb 2001 Biological engineering - (read: 7198 times)
  • 29 Jan 2001 Chinese New Year - (read: 8895 times)
    More...

  • Poet's Corner
    (66 stories)
  • 29 Mar 2009 讲鸟话: Some Chinese poems from a contributor... - (read: 32708 times)
  • 08 Aug 2008 HAPPY NATIONAL DAY! - (read: 12131 times)
  • 07 Apr 2008 Poets Arrowed to Wax Lyrical About New ‘Jurong Lake District’ - (read: 8479 times)
  • 06 Mar 2008 Poet's Corner: AN ODE TO THE ESCAPED TERRORIST - (read: 12011 times)
  • 13 Feb 2008 AH BENG VALENTINES - (read: 16021 times)
  • 02 Apr 2007 Poet’s Corner: An Ode to the Ministerial Pay Rise - (read: 8793 times)
  • 12 Feb 2007 TALKINGCOCK’S UNIQUELY SINGAPOREAN VALENTINES - (read: 12115 times)
  • 28 Nov 2006 POET'S CORNER: The Esplanade - (read: 9264 times)
  • 13 Aug 2006 Ode to the National Day Fireworks Festival - (read: 7975 times)
  • 14 May 2006 Poet’s Corner: PAy Per View - (read: 9032 times)
  • 18 Dec 2005 An Ode to Former President Devan Nair On His Passing - (read: 9189 times)
  • 11 Dec 2005 POET’S CORNER: Here Comes The G.E. - (read: 7847 times)
  • 25 Sep 2005 A Farewell Ode to DPM Tony Tan - (read: 12003 times)
  • 29 May 2005 POET’S CORNER: AN ODE TO NATIONAL SERVICE - (read: 18026 times)
  • 17 Apr 2005 POET’S CORNER: An Ode to the Casino - (read: 8865 times)
  • 30 Jan 2005 POET’S CORNER: Mee and Chicken Bones - (read: 10097 times)
  • 14 Nov 2004 An Ode to Bush’s Re-Election - (read: 11291 times)
  • 07 Nov 2004 An Ode to the Gahmen’s Increase in No. of Surveillance Cameras - (read: 10718 times)
  • 24 Oct 2004 A Birthday Ode to the PAP - (read: 11158 times)
  • 19 Sep 2004 An Ode to Singapore's Media Consolidation - (read: 9702 times)
    More...

  • We, The Citizens
    (264 stories)
  • 05 Aug 2009 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: Celebrate National Day by Starting Your Very Own Campaign! - (read: 40288 times)
  • 26 May 2009 What If Star Trek Was Set in Singapore? - (read: 66439 times)
  • 03 May 2009 Differences Between Swine Flu and Bird Flu - (read: 22803 times)
  • 29 Mar 2009 SIGNS YOUR DOG MAY BE SOMETHING WRONG - (read: 26131 times)
  • 29 Mar 2009 TOP JOB HUNTING TIPS - (read: 24588 times)
  • 12 Feb 2009 SINGAPOREAN VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS - (read: 23740 times)
  • 11 Feb 2009 TC VD Countdown: Perfume Brands We'd Like to See - (read: 21971 times)
  • 10 Feb 2009 TC VD Countdown: Cyber-Romance Tips - (read: 17982 times)
  • 09 Feb 2009 TC VD Countdown Special Wu Liao Video: PG PORN - (read: 21361 times)
  • 09 Feb 2009 TC VD Countdown Special Wu Liao Link: Worst Valentine's Day Gifts - (read: 19824 times)
  • 04 Feb 2009 PHRASES THAT SHOULD NEVER BE USED IN A FIRST DATE CONVERSATION - (read: 20619 times)
  • 31 Jan 2009 How to Tell if a Singaporean Has Enrolled In Your Cooking Class - (read: 16853 times)
  • 04 Jan 2009 Fortune Teller Predicts News Stories *10* Years Ahead! - (read: 11290 times)
  • 29 Dec 2008 NEW YEAR’S CAROLS 2009 - (read: 8334 times)
  • 20 Dec 2008 SINGAPORE CHRISTMAS CAROLS 2008 - (read: 10612 times)
  • 20 Dec 2008 SIGNS YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND ISN’T ACTUALLY RICH - (read: 12085 times)
  • 11 Dec 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: ESSENTIAL VIEWING FOR MALES - (read: 12630 times)
  • 09 Dec 2008 How to Tell If You’re Eating Made-in-China Food - (read: 11713 times)
  • 08 Dec 2008 Signs Your Company May Be In Trouble - (read: 12458 times)
  • 26 Nov 2008 ANIMALS’ FAVOURITE FILMS - (read: 9095 times)
    More...

  • Interviews
    (36 stories)
  • 22 Apr 2008 INTERVIEW: Gahmen To Mount Anti-Complacency Campaign - (read: 15375 times)
  • 05 Dec 2004 INTERVIEW: Casino and Condoms: Maturity or Conservatism? - (read: 17740 times)
  • 21 Nov 2004 INTERVIEW with the MINISTER OF STATE FOR AIDS: Renaming Condominiums - (read: 15712 times)
  • 04 Aug 2004 INTERVIEW: The Matrix Leeloaded Interview - (read: 10021 times)
  • 04 Jul 2004 Singaporeans Must Be “Chee-Bis”: Minister - (read: 15888 times)
  • 18 Apr 2004 CANNOT REMAKE IT? Interview with the Minister for Remaking Singapore - (read: 11191 times)
  • 18 Apr 2004 Interview with President Bushit - (read: 11064 times)
  • 29 Feb 2004 INTERVIEW with THE MINISTER FOR MANPOWDER: How to Get PRs to Become Citizens? - (read: 18327 times)
  • 16 Nov 2003 TalkingCock Interviews Minister on Singapore Becoming a Global Media Hub - (read: 17713 times)
  • 19 Oct 2003 BBC Interviews Deputy Health Minister - (read: 15559 times)
  • 04 May 2003 Interview With Singapore’s New Minister for Sex - (read: 30074 times)
  • 06 Apr 2003 INTERVIEW: A Stayer Interviews a Quitter - (read: 18614 times)
  • 09 Feb 2003 EXCLUSIVE! TalkingCock.com Interviews Malaysia’s Premier Pop Star - (read: 30795 times)
  • 16 Sep 2001 Interview with a Caste Systems Expert - (read: 15589 times)
  • 09 Sep 2001 Interview with a Recession Explaining Consultant - (read: 11804 times)
  • 02 Sep 2001 Interview with the Future Chief Executive of Singapore - (read: 12680 times)
  • 25 Aug 2001 Interview with Minister of Recession - (read: 15659 times)
  • 01 Jun 2001 CHERRY'S LAST INTERVIEW - (read: 11744 times)
  • 01 Mar 2001 INTERVIEW WITH A VULGARITY-ELIMINATING ARMY COLONEL - (read: 13966 times)
  • 01 Mar 2001 INTERVIEW WITH A GOVERNMENT VIROLOGIST - (read: 8422 times)
    More...



  • All logos and trademarks in this site are the property of their respective owners.
    Except for comments and forum messages which are the property of their posters, everything else is © 2000-2003, TalkingCock.com, All Rights Reserved.
    This web site was based on PHP-Nuke, a web portal system written in PHP and modifed by TalkingCock.com. PHP-Nuke is Free Software released under the GNU/GPL license.

    Web site powered by PHP-Nuke Web site using PHPBB IntegrationApache Web ServerPHP Scripting Language

    Click Here to Pay Learn More
    Amazon Honor System